Anticipating

Poor mutt was sitting out front of this coffee shop called Coho. A place that sells good coffee, cool trinkets, and lots of expensive jeans.
_{I shit you not brosephs. Those pants run, like, 48-82 bananas.
I'm using "bananas," in the Italian slang term for dollars.}

There, I drank an orgasmic inducing beverage.
It's name is the Drunk Mexican Mocha.

<sub>[I cheated to make this pic look sexier by editing it in picnik, Pixlr-O-Matic, and PicMonkey.]

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